This would be me...not "Hot-Sauce" but the other guy.
I would get drawn for a TV timeout contest, puff my chest out because you know, I "play" basketball. I'd get down to the court for the preview interview and hike up my drawers. I'd take the floor, probably slap the floor like the Duke Blue Devils used to do because you know I can ball, and proceed to get clowned around just like this guy...