I've never been to an official concert with Chris Hawkey, but based off of the stories I hear this is what I picture him being like at any.
Now it needs to be said, for clarification, despite how it appears THIS IS NOT CHRIS HAWKEY. This is Charissa Thompson from FS1 dancing to Lady Gaga during the halftime show at the Super Bowl.
With that out of the way, picture this with Chris Hawkey's face on it...