Today during What Really Matters we learned that there are 18 "approved" haircuts for women to choose between as decided by the North Korean government. Let's start by observing an example of the haircut options as dug up by TIME Magazine a few years back.
Put to the test on the Power Trip Morning Show, Cory Cove correctly predicted that Hawkey would prefer haircut #3. Sauce misheard the question and predicted that Hawkey would choose to have haircut #13 for himself... also accurate.