No lie, this same exact story happened to my wife as they drove their new kitten home from the family farm some ten years ago now.
So here we go.
A family was super excited about the new kitten they had just purchased. So excited that the little girl wanted to hold the kitten rather than kennel it on the trip to its new home. Well, that quickly backfired and the cat pooped on the little girl.
That's where hilarity ensued and the camera was turned on...