Now how about this. File this story in the "it can only happen in Wisconsin or Florida" folder, but a politician in Florida has resigned after grabbing a City Manager by the crotch and licking him from his adam's apple to nose.
"According to a report from the ethics commission, Oakley licked City Manager Shane Crawford "up the side of his neck and face" and then groped his crotch and buttocks. When Crawford's executive assistant said Oakley's actions were inappropriate, Oakley allegedly "threw a punch" at the woman."
If you don't believe the report by our words, check out the video below and hear the claim from the victim.