The guys discuss Robert Pattinson’s upcoming Chris Hansen movie, Sauce is forced to read his sports notes exactly as written, Parker Fox revisits the high-school celebration that got him suspended and Cory explains how he missed his own wedding cake cutting.

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The quarterfinal round of the 2026 Initials Invitational presented by St. Paul Federal Credit Union continues as former NHL All-Star Mark Parrish, WCCO-TV’s Frank Vascellaro, KARE 11 Sunrise anchor Alicia Lewis, former Gophers basketball player Parker Fox and Rick Fields battle to keep their championship hopes alive!

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Football season unofficially begins, Cory recaps the World Series of Poker Main Event, the guys investigate a stolen Nicolas Cage movie and a terrifying Jim Carrey fish, and Sauce shares two of his friends’ greatest ideas: seven seconds without gravity and TazTattoo.com.

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Marney Gellner joins the show, Hawk plans his future as the hottest man in a senior-living facility, the crew discusses root beer floats, dangerous beavers and Florida’s champion python hunter, and Hawk shares the Vikings players turning heads at training camp.

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William Sawalich announces his contract extension with Joe Gibbs Racing and previews this weekend’s race in Iowa, the crew plays Team Codes, reacts to some astonishing baby names and debates how many inches of height they would surrender for money.

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The guys recap the World Series of Poker Main Event, Sauce shares Vikings training-camp intel, Cory continues praising Matt Damon in The Odyssey, and Hawk reviews Hadestown and revisits the unforgettable ending of Hamnet.

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Parker Fox returns from an Alabama wedding with stories about a bizarre jury-duty scam and his newfound appreciation for bidets, while the crew discusses outrageous Noah Kahan ticket prices, Sturgis and the exploding NFL wide-receiver market.

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The guys assess the Vikings quarterback competition, Sauce’s answer about turkey anatomy derails another Lightning Round, Zach discusses the disappearance of NHL radio broadcasts, and Headlines features an emergency plane landing and nude dining.

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John Bonnes breaks down the Twins’ busy trade deadline, Hawk reacts to Kevin O’Connell pushing back on criticism from Dan Orlovsky and Adam Thielen, and Sauce declares the Maple Grove Costco hell on earth.

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